Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse judging you.
- Production: 2–5 business days.
- US shipping: 3–7 business days after it ships.
- Cost: flat $7.99 on US orders. Free on US orders over $75.
Total time from click to doorstep: usually 5–12 business days. Patience is a virtue. Not one we sell, but still.
Returns & Replacements
- No refunds for buyer's regret. You saw the shirt. You read the shirt. You bought the shirt.
- Free replacement within 30 days of delivery if your shirt arrives misprinted, damaged, or in the wrong size (meaning we sent a size you didn't order).
To claim a replacement, contact us within 30 days with your order number and a photo of the problem. We fix our mistakes. Yours are between you and your group chat.
Cancellations
You can cancel within 12 hours of ordering. After 12 hours your shirt is already being printed and the order can't be cancelled.
Age Policy
Designs in After Dark, Lights Out, and the gated Women's designs are 18+ only. They're blurred until you confirm you're an adult. By revealing or buying them, you confirm you are 18 or older. If you're not, go browse Everyday Dumb with a parent.
Privacy
We don't sell your data. We use your info only to process, ship, and support your order. Your secrets are safe with us. Your shirt, however, will tell everyone.
FAQ
Shipping?
Printed in 2–5 business days, then 3–7 business days in transit (US). Flat $7.99, free on US orders over $75.
Returns?
No refunds for buyer's regret. Misprint, damage, or we sent the wrong size? Free replacement within 30 days.
Cancel?
Within 12 hours of ordering. After that it's already being printed.
18+?
After Dark, Lights Out, and gated Women's designs are 18+ only.
Sizing?
Unisex, true to size. Size up for maximum menace. Women's tees are a women's cut.
Questions? Contact us.